a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
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life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house
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the secret to having lots of friends is to nonstop talk about caesar salad wherever you go
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if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
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Fast & Furious 7: we’ve run out of plot ideas so here’s a bunch of expensive cars blowing up
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x is my least favorite letter now because of math
Y?
i swear to fucking god
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i’m not like other girls i’m a boy
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